…Stupid tall people…why is there no cute, adorable, whimsical image for when the object of ones affections is smaller in stature?
boy older than girl
girl older than boy
love is love
If you don’t reblog this every time, I’m judging you.
My fiance is 29 years older than me. So……..THIS.
My school is the worst when it comes to this…
This is an outrage! How dare you define the scope of romantic and sexual interaction between consenting adults so narrowly? You humans are all the same, so similar, so narrow and furthermore, picky. Have you tried dating as a mutant chimp with a radioactive brain and unparalleled intellect? HAVE YOU?! It is no game! It is not fun, I derive no enjoyment from it, and from dating I have experienced no happiness, but sorrow and pain because of narrow definitions like these!
Why is there no Girl x Chimp on this list? Or Chimp x Demon? Or Chimp x Arch-Rival who went missing a year ago after a horrific battle that resulted in greater than anticipated casualties and destruction and Mojo severely misses the aforementioned rival who went missing and whose whereabouts are still to be called into question, although it has come to Mojo’s attention in the recent hours that he has a lead into her potential location, however given the amount of time that is passed he is now worrying himself sick and ill and unwell over what could have happened to result in such a disappearance?
Narrow-minded humans…I support the original animation, but make no mistake, Mojo does not support your human-centric, anti-chimp sentiment!
How adorable. You know, I once thought the same thing. Find someone with similar interests, someone who shares in your dreams of megalomania and can appreciate, respect, understand the day-to-day life of villainy. Have fun together, date a while, get married, rule the world.
It sounded all well and good on paper, until she turns out to be a spy sent by your enemies to disband your legion of evil.
If Professor isn’t home by six we check Mojo’s…He’s always there for some reason :\
My “daddy” was a brilliant chimp who served in the Navy and even went on to go to space as an astronaut. He was far more accomplished than your pitiful little professor. He was a hero! An idol! An inspiration to chimp-kind everywhere!
I am insulted that you would even imply I would try to replace him with a less than adequate human. Your human is not adequate to fill the shoes of my late father, which is why I am insulted by your insinuation that he is adequate in the endeavor of filling the shoes of my father, whom he does not live up to.
That said I do enjoy some intelligent conversation once in a while and Powerpuff Blossom has been missing for quite a while.
I do not even know who that is. I am not aware of who this person is, nor am I inclined to find out. I do not wish to be dressed up! I am not a simple pet to be played with and made up! I am not a dress up doll! I am not a joke for you to laugh at!
So to answer your question, I would probably destroy, obliterate, and annihilate them.
I am…not sure…how I feel about this. On one hand it is true, I would enjoy having more companions, friends and allies. On the other hand…you are quite strange. Perhaps we could negotiate our friendship on the terms of discussing what it was you used in creating your power packages which were powerful enough to package the Powerpuff Girls.
Quite well thank you for asking! Why, just recently I succeeded in the goal I set for myself, I defeated the Powerpuff Girls! Huzzah! Hooray! Yippie as it were. As of now, Powerpuff Blossom has been missing in action for some time, so I’d say it was a glorious success! My success was stirring and triumphant beyond all others. I won!
Well, I was making a point!
Please don’t look at me that way Mr. Mad Jack ;.;
… I was merely not expecting that from you, Miss Bubbles. Do not take it personally.
Oh I wasn’t mad, it’s just, whenever I do get mad everyone treats me like I don’t have a good reason and I do. They think I’m just acting tough or something and…
Well, you had an weird look on your face I’ve never seen before…
I don’t normally like you Powerpuff Bubbles. In fact, I typically find you infuriating and annoying. However, in this case, this scenario, this particular comment, I believe we are in accord, agreement and have reached a similar conclusion.
*creeps closer for aforementioned hug with a renewed glint in her eye*
Cease and desist! Withhold your affection! Have we not had this discussion? I desire no embrace! I do not wish to feel your affection! Do not hug me! Come no closer!
I am simply expressing my approval of your less-than-heroic attitude, and insisting that this is a better path for you, which is to say you would be better off if you were to continue along the path of the merciless, which is typically not a hero’s path.
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That is just uncalled for! If Mojo were to go around taking pictures of humans and their children from behind, and then proceed to post these photos he had taken of the humans and their children, focusing in on their behinds, Mojo would be considered a criminal! A voyeur! Perhaps even a pedophile!
Was is it with you humans and having no respect for the privacy of other creatures? Primates have dignity as well! Far more than most of your despicable species.
Oh puh-lease, spare me the theatrics! Do not bother me with your trivial threats and pointless accusations. I fought the Powerpuff Girls as I always have! It simply came to pass that in the climactic moment at the end of the confrontation as it concluded, I happened to knock Powerpuff Blossom away.
However, I may know of her whereabouts, though…to be honest I am not sure why she has refrained from returning. However, I request one thing from you, that is to say I would like to make an inquiry as to the nature of your essence and how it relates to the world in which I live which is a world that I have recently discovered you too once lived!
Do we have an agreement?
Share your information, and Aku will consider it. I am familiar with your world, thanks to Blossom…the answers you seek will be revealed, should you answer Aku, now.
Mhmhmhm…very well. Through extensive study, also aided by Powerpuff Blossom, I have discovered that you, the being known as Aku, once existed in our world. That’s right! At one time, you, Aku, were a part of this world. You perhaps reigned over some meager kingdom and threatened the world, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, like we haven’t all done that? That is common amongst we villains. It is normative. It is expected. I am not impressed by your world domination, for I have done the same. And as I have done the same then what it is you accomplished has also been accomplished by me, Mojo Jojo, and is thusly not deserving of admiration as it is something already achieved by another, that other being me, Mojo Jojo.
Anyway, you do not exist in the present time in our world. It is a peculiar thing. So I dug around in Professor Utonium’s records, off the record of course. As he would not allow me access had he known and knowing this I knew I must do it without his knowledge and as such managed to sneak into his home unknown and seek the knowledge I required without alerting him to knowing of my presence.
Perhaps you already know this, but the Professor was related to the one you called Jack. He is a distant ancestor of the man who assuredly slayed the ancient evil, that ancient evil being you, the ancient evil, Aku.
Now, why is this interesting? Why because you may have died but you left behind a certain substance, one that contained your power. This substance, containing your power, was found by the ancestor of the Samurai, that being Professor Utonium, who then used this substance, which was once you, Aku, to create Chemical X, which was then used to make the Powerpuff Girls.
Thus the Powerpuff Girls, and Mojo himself, were, in fact, created from you. Which explains why you do not exist in our world, this reason being that you have long since died and been reborn as myself, Mojo Jojo, and those accursed Powerpuff Girls.
Do you follow so far? Does this tale confuse you? If so, too bad! This is the knowledge Mojo had when he then constructed his last greatest work of art and utilized it for the sake of defeating his arch-nemeses, that being the Powerpuff Girls.
Ah the Devil Jojo, I called it. A masterpiece of pure destruction. While you may have been short-lived, you were my greatest work. I salute you!